They say a boy becomes a man when he can finally wipe his own ass. Joshua, today is that day for you. Mom’s orders! You can forget about having your hand held from here on out. No more front-to-back flashcards before bed. No more toilet paper tutorials. Have you ever heard the expression ‘carpe diem’, Joshua? Seize the day, but wash your hands after, kthx.
(submitted by Anonymous)