I know it may be hard to believe, but I’ve been told this is the same woman from The Shocker. How…shocking. She’s at it again, folks! That wacky Karen.
Not that I think that what she’s saying is at all odd. I couldn’t even tell you how many times I’ve said to my girlfriends, “Girlfriend, do you know what you need to do tonight? You need to slip on a little lingerie, wash that old cootch, and pull one of those dirty movies out of your collection! Maybe that one you borrowed from me a couple months back starring Shyla Stylez and those four bodybuilders? Trust me, you’ll feel like a whole new woman.”
It’s just the way girlfriends talk. Totally normal.
(submitted by Anonymous)