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For those of you who don’t feel like clicking to enlarge a puddle of piss in order to read the caption, it says, “I know that boys traditionally have bad aim, but Neo is taking things to the extreme I think!” 
I have several things to say about this. First, I understand why Tanya posted this picture. On some level, it’s funny. The kid has bad aim, the kid peed all over the toilet, the kid managed to make a mess without getting anything on the floor, etc. I get it. And if it were me, hey, I might take a picture, too. In theory, it’s comical.
In reality, however, I, along with all of Tanya’s friends, find myself staring at a pool of toddler urine. Sure, it’s better than staring at something like this or this, but is it really that much better?  It almost strikes me as a Still Life With Pee Puddle portrait, and there is nothing artistically meaningful about that. Not to mention, did Tanya really say her kid’s name is Neo? As in, “an anagram of One, a reference to his destiny of being “The One” who would bring peace”??? Clearly the kid’s not a sharp shooter if he’s peeing all over the toilet, so I’m thinking that’s a misnomer at best. 
Keep your pee pics to yourself, Tanya. Funny as this may be, I don’t need to see a close-up of Neo’s recycled apple juice.
Related: Wet Spot and Mardis Gras
(submitted by Anonymous)

:: Click (twice) to enlarge ::

For those of you who don’t feel like clicking to enlarge a puddle of piss in order to read the caption, it says, “I know that boys traditionally have bad aim, but Neo is taking things to the extreme I think!” 

I have several things to say about this. First, I understand why Tanya posted this picture. On some level, it’s funny. The kid has bad aim, the kid peed all over the toilet, the kid managed to make a mess without getting anything on the floor, etc. I get it. And if it were me, hey, I might take a picture, too. In theory, it’s comical.

In reality, however, I, along with all of Tanya’s friends, find myself staring at a pool of toddler urine. Sure, it’s better than staring at something like this or this, but is it really that much better?  It almost strikes me as a Still Life With Pee Puddle portrait, and there is nothing artistically meaningful about that. Not to mention, did Tanya really say her kid’s name is Neo? As in, “an anagram of One, a reference to his destiny of being “The One” who would bring peace”??? Clearly the kid’s not a sharp shooter if he’s peeing all over the toilet, so I’m thinking that’s a misnomer at best. 

Keep your pee pics to yourself, Tanya. Funny as this may be, I don’t need to see a close-up of Neo’s recycled apple juice.

Related: Wet Spot and Mardis Gras

(submitted by Anonymous)

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