Dear G’s Mommy,

Everybody knows that geriatrics continue to drive for much longer than they should because they hate being too old to drive. However, when an old man does something stupid on the road, I just yell out, “Keep it moving, GRANDPA!!! LET’S GOOOOOO!” while waving my arms up and down, and then I go about my day. It doesn’t occur to me to wish that old man would drive off a cliff so as to protect my ‘innocent’ blogger ass.

There’s a reason you should go slow with a baby in the car and stay a few cars back. Chill out on the weird death wishes. That’s someone’s loved one, too. You and your baby don’t get special treatment simply for being a mom and a baby. Sorry.

Thank you, and go drive off a cliff

B.

Related: AGEISM: Old man version

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