MommyJacking

Hey, Green, don’t be so modest! Really tell us how awesome you are in excruciating detail. I’m sure Pink won’t mind, despite the fact that you hijacked her status update by talking about yourself five times in a row. She probably finds your comments as entertaining as I do.

It’s like you took that Mommy Chain Status Trend and deconstructed it, one accomplishment at a time. I appreciate the way you mulled over those individual triumphs for an hour before breaking them all down. It can be hard to resist patting yourself on the back, but sometimes you’ve just got to brag! Heck, maybe you can even meet Pink and her family out for dinner at Shogun on Friday to continue this super fun dialogue about your parenting report card? I can think of no better surprise.

(submitted by Anonymous)