I do feel badly for posting this (kinda). Poor Jessica. It must be crappy to miss your own shower because you’re stuck in the slammer. But I have to wonder: Did Fake Jessica really think that she/he could cover up Real Jessica’s whereabouts with the word “appointment”? Who accidentally schedules an appointment at the same time as their baby shower? “Sorry, all - I forgot I’m getting my hair frosted on the same day as my shower. Leave your presents with the hubs and say hi to the baby, tho!” *Sigh* No one’s falling for it, Fake Jessica. Stop being lazy and send an email. Sounds like somebody needs to start collecting bail money, anyway.
(submitted by Anonymous)