First there was
Sequel’s Kelcie’s project on Mentos and soda. Now we have Nick’s Betty’s project on medieval castles. WTF? Was everyone’s parents doing their homework for them throughout my entire scholastic career?
Like I said last week, I take “learning” kinda seriously, so I’m not sure I can handle a homework trend like the one I’ve been witnessing in my inbox. I need reassurance that kids actually write their own papers and build their own medieval castles, or I’ll be forced to start waging pointless lawsuits in the courts of Middle School America.
Plus, why do so many parents think this phenomena is hysterically funny? 8th grade is not funny, Tammy. The Pythagorean Theorem? I use that shit every day. Betty - grow a pair and tell your son to stop procrastinating on his homework. And then tell Tammy that “their selves” is a terrible word construction. Thanks.
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