Douche Alert
There’s a certain type of guy who does this. We’ve seen it before, and it’s become clear to me that it’s a trend of douchey proportions. What kind of guy takes to Facebook to declare in one fell swoop that people without kids shouldn’t complain …. in part because his amazing wife went through 28 hours of unmedicated labor? I’ll tell you: THIS GUY.
He’s the kind of guy who used to do keg stands, but now asks you to say “darn” in front of his infant (if you must). He’s the kind of guy who used to bitch about long lines at the bank, but now he tells his friends to stop complaining unless they have kids. He’s the embodiment of “You used to be fun. Now you have a baby.”, and for that I’m grateful to be able to say that I don’t know, and will never know, Matt or his wife. Apologies to those of you who do. LOL
(submitted by Anonymous)
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