According to the submitter, Lyndsey works with animals, which explains the otherwise hilarious monkey comment made by Melissa.
As for Sara, no explanation is necessary. She’s just a selfish, stone cold biaaatch. I mean, seriously? Her biggest concern is what to tell other people to buy for her unborn child because she don’t know what her baby is going to like? Does she mean preferred ‘colors’ or ‘brands’? What is this woman even talking about? And why does she feel it’s appropriate to
hijack MommyJack Lyndsey’s status when Lyndsey just said she’s having the worst day ever? Talk about a woman who’s in serious need of a Selfish Bitchcake to the face.
(submitted by Anonymous)