MommyJacking: Super Bowl Edition

Personally, I don’t care about football OR C’s twins’ birthday. BUT I do see the cultural significance of the game, so I still think C. is a buzzkill.

Sorry, C., but no birthday can stack up to nachos, chicken wings, beer, guacamole, chili and jalapeno poppers. And for those who like to watch grown men smash into each other in a series of seconds-long plays, I’m guessing children’s birthdays can’t compete with that either. The Super Bowl vs. a bunch of little kids running around all hopped up on sugar? Definitely no contest.

(submitted by Anonymous)