Jocelyn is one lucky lady. She’s surrounded by friends who are as willing to engage in descriptive poop “conversations” as she is. If I wrote this update I’m fairly certain my friend count would be reduced by about 40%, but I guess that’s because my friends don’t like sitting around talking about the look, smell and texture of “fresh bread in the oven.”
All I know is, I’m glad it’s not summer anymore. Last time I came across a Soft Serve Submission it really ruined ice cream for me for a while. Although this one is equally as nauseating considering Jeff had to throw out that line about kimchi and fermentation. Ugh. Oh, and Cora? Your comment about the Dairy Queen swirl may just be the grossest joke ever told, so congrats!
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