Mother’s Day ‘12
Stacey kind of saves Andrew’s update, considering she could have come back with some schmoopy type comment and made me vomit all over my computer, but that still doesn’t excuse him from ridicule. I know he’s just trying to be funny and cute as a public display of affection for his wife on Mother’s Day, but seriously, stop it already with this stuff, people. I see so many couples, and specifically parents, having “romantic banter” in my newsfeed and I just want to tell them all to give it a rest.
You’re married! Your friends believe that you love each other! You don’t need to share that love, or any intimate memories, on Facebook. You have nothing to prove. I think I speak for everyone else when I say, “We’re GOOD.” Whisper sweet nothings in your partner’s ear all you want; just don’t whisper them in ours, too. And please don’t use Facebook as a platform for your "cafeteria declarations,” either. That stuff only works in movies.
Related: Making a Baby! ;)
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