You got $5? Five more dollars and we can go halvsies on a baby. Maybe we should draw a line down the baby so we know whose half is whose. Bottom half, top half … you know what I mean. In case we ever break up.
Going halvsies on a baby is serious. If he gets sick, I don’t want to take care of him by myself, so if you commit to giving me your $5 and then we make a baby, don’t go running off right when I need you. You can do whatever you want, but let’s just say that Jesus and I are on very good speaking terms, and I will ask Him to drop kick you if you screw up. And in case you didn’t know, a drop kick from Jesus hurts! Lol.
(submitted by Anonymous)