New Year’s Eve ‘11
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m picturing Garrett as a 6’5” basketball player and Jaclyn as a tiny lady sitting in an old rocking chair whose legs have been reinforced with electrical tape so many times you can’t even see the wood anymore. Is anyone else picturing this? With Garrett wearing an argyle sweater that his mother made for him when he was in the second grade? And maybe drinking cocoa out of a Snoopy mug he’s had since the early ’90s?
What do you talk about with your mother when you’re curled up in her lap at the age of 18? Girls? Cars? Last night’s fast food run when you had the munchies? And what kinds of lullabies does she sing? Is it still “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” or does she just hum the instrumentals to the latest Flo Rida song? I also wonder if Garrett sleeps in an adult-sized crib, but something tells me that’d be pushing it. Let’s hope so.
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