Christmas ‘11

Merry Christmas, everyone! I gift you a baby’s naked ass. Just like Baby Jesus. (Or, as Kelly puts it, “Santa buns.”)

I’ve got multiple submissions in my Santa sac that I plan to post today, so I hope you’ll join me in-between eating and napping and avoiding your families. There’s even a “Christmas Poo Collection” coming up, keeping in the odd tradition of directly correlating Christmas with taking a crap. It’s gonna be a holly, jolly good time! I hope you’re all snuggly and warm in your jammies (or what I like to call “Tuesday afternoon attire”) and that you’re having a wonderful day whether you celebrate Christmas or not. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Related: Christmas Grenade

(submitted by Anonymous)