Hey congrats on the whole “doctor” thing. I really could not feel any prouder of you. Unless of course you *finally* had a baby. Sorry, I just know what an amazing mom you’ll be and it seems like you were working on that dissertation forever. As in, many years. I’m not saying I don’t think that it’s remarkable that you finished it and defended it and passed, but you’d be an extraordinary mother, I just know it.
Congrats though. You’ve tackled one heck of a feat. It’s awesome that you’ve got 50+ congratulatory Facebook comments about your accomplishment. Just imagine how many you’d get if you announced you’re having a baby. Can’t wait to see you at Rachel’s wedding. Yippee.
(submitted by Anonymous)