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Woe Is Mom: Toile Fabric Edition
AHHHHHH!!! What to do, what to do?!? It’s times like these that life just takes the wind right out of your
sails sayls, you know?!! You spend all this time poring over fabric selections and trying to get the perfect bedding to match your baby’s antique looking ivory-ish furniture, and THEN WHAT. Some fucking idiot screws up the fabric order, and everything gets TOTALLY DELAYED, including a significant photo shoot, not to mention the fact that we’re talking about a beautiful blush pink Angel toile fabric masterfully sewn into a scalloped bumper pad that is now just a freaking EYESORE because it’s not blush pink, it’s HOT PINK!!! AAHHHH!!!!
Life is tough enough as it is, but this is the kind of thing that makes you re-think EVERYTHING. Like how to know whether to order anything online ever again, or even invest in expensive bedding if it’s only going to get ruined by
a baby shitting people who can’t do their JOBS properly sending you the wrong thing when you don’t have TIME FOR INEPTITUDE!!!! It’s enough to turn any non-cryer into a baller. Especially since planning a birthday party is stressful enough without the added drama of having your bedding dreams get crushed in an instant. Just when u think things can’t get any worse, THEY DO!!!!!
(submitted by Anonymous)