Neighbors, people, dogs and lawn mowers! Listen up! Y’alls bitchez is LOUD. Can you guys like, NOT make all those breathing/barking/mowing noises between the hours of 2-5pm? Can you not??! I swear, every freaking day as I’m laying my sweet angel down for a little shut-eye in the middle of the afternoon, one of you starts making noise for no good reason! 
Hey dogs, here’s a question for ya: Why can’t you keep your furry traps shut when my tiny baby is trying to catch some R&R? Why do you only bark for no good reason?! I could understand if Timmy fell down a well, or if a particularly awesome plotline just came together on General Hospital - but seriously? I’m so sick of your no-reason barking I could just scream. But I won’t, because unlike you, DOGS, I actually give a shit about my baby’s development.
(submitted by Krista)

Neighbors, people, dogs and lawn mowers! Listen up! Y’alls bitchez is LOUD. Can you guys like, NOT make all those breathing/barking/mowing noises between the hours of 2-5pm? Can you not??! I swear, every freaking day as I’m laying my sweet angel down for a little shut-eye in the middle of the afternoon, one of you starts making noise for no good reason!

Hey dogs, here’s a question for ya: Why can’t you keep your furry traps shut when my tiny baby is trying to catch some R&R? Why do you only bark for no good reason?! I could understand if Timmy fell down a well, or if a particularly awesome plotline just came together on General Hospital - but seriously? I’m so sick of your no-reason barking I could just scream. But I won’t, because unlike you, DOGS, I actually give a shit about my baby’s development.

(submitted by Krista)

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