I’m gonna be honest, Offender: The person who emailed me this submission is peeved. Super peeved. She even asked me to sign her name as “Evil Little Baby Hater.” Why? Cuz she’s over it.
It’s simple, really. She thinks you’re a smug, whining cheapass, and this status has officially been submitted as evidence. If I were the judge in this trial, she’d win. Also, it’s 2009. Call-forwarding probably costs an extra $4-8/month. Whining FAIL.
(submitted by Evil Little Baby Hater)