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The Person I Hate Most This Very Minute
I know this image is small, and normally I wouldn’t even run an image so small on the blog (even though you can click to enlarge), but hot damn I hate this woman.
“We got our daughter a CUTE gelding pony because we thought she’d like it. What little girl doesn’t want a miniature pony?! We were sure she would. And she does like him! Buuuut she’s only three years old, and you know how little girls change what they want from one day to the next. One day it’s a small pony and the next day it’s a cruise around the Mediterranean and then the next day it’s a 4-wheeler! Talk about exhausting! We can hardly keep up with our princess and her fickle taste.
So here we have a beautiful castrated horse that is very gentle and available for purchase to the next person who manages to scrape together $300 (plus $100 for the saddle). OR, give us $150 and a coupon to IHOP. OR, give us $75, a coupon to IHOP, a letter explaining why my daughter is the most precious and rambunctious 4-wheel-loving spark plug you never did meet, and an autographed picture of Miley Cyrus (our daughter LOVES her), and then her little gelding can be all yours! Or perhaps even your own daughter’s pony! If so, hopefully she’ll take to it longer than our daughter did LOL. Call me!”
(submitted by a reader who does not use Craigslist to “shop” for under-appreciated and adorable miniature ponies that never did nuthin’ to nobody)