You guys know me — I love a good sneak attack. Whether it’s an unexpected warning on a toddler’s birthday party invitation, or a particularly vitriolic response to some friendly “suggestions and advise,” it’s always nice to see mama bears taking matters into their own paws on Facebook.
Clearly in this case, there’s some back beef* between Lisa and Nicole, and Nicole was asking for it by baiting Lisa with her comment. It was her small way of saying, “Try me, mama,” and Lisa was all, “BITCH, I WILL TRY YOU SO DO NOT STEP TO ME.” When you disown someone’s ass, you’re basically saying that you will not tell them when they get food in their teeth, nor will you tell them when their skirt is accidentally tucked into their underwear or when they misuse the word “climatic.” You might not even tell them that they’re about to get hit by a bus. It’s over. You’re just a legal document away from a restraining order. Blood is thicker than water, and Facebook fights are forever (also known as FFF). I hope when Nicole said, “but there’s slot me to everything and idc anymore,” she knew what she was getting herself into. She put her own ass on blast, and now that ass has been disowned.
*Note: back beef is a lot like beef back, except instead of coming with a special sauce it comes with tension and drama.
(submitted by Anonymous)