Mama Drama: Sneak Attack Edition

You guys know me — I love a good sneak attack. Whether it’s an unexpected warning on a toddler’s birthday party invitation, or a particularly vitriolic response to some friendly “suggestions and advise,” it’s always nice to see mama bears taking matters into their own paws on Facebook.

Clearly in this case, there’s some back beef* between Lisa and Nicole, and Nicole was asking for it by baiting Lisa with her comment. It was her small way of saying, “Try me, mama,” and Lisa was all, “BITCH, I WILL TRY YOU SO DO NOT STEP TO ME.” When you disown someone’s ass, you’re basically saying that you will not tell them when they get food in their teeth, nor will you tell them when their skirt is accidentally tucked into their underwear or when they misuse the word “climatic.” You might not even tell them that they’re about to get hit by a bus. It’s over. You’re just a legal document away from a restraining order. Blood is thicker than water, and Facebook fights are forever (also known as FFF). I hope when Nicole said, “but there’s slot me to everything and idc anymore,” she knew what she was getting herself into. She put her own ass on blast, and now that ass has been disowned. 

   

*Note: back beef is a lot like beef back, except instead of coming with a special sauce it comes with tension and drama.

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Election Day: Mama Drama Edition 
I thought I’d wrap up election coverage with this delightful “dose of enlightenment” featuring one of my very favorite threads. The rapid pace with which this conversation devolved must’ve set some kind of record. And with Thomas’s admitted cluelessness as the backdrop, it’s almost like watching daytime TV. Discussions like this are why people cancel their cable subscriptions and “watch” the internet now. Why pay to see Judge Judy yell at people when you can watch a loving-yet-ferocious mama bear attack someone for calling her out on mommyjacking online? (Obviously R. is the submitter here.)
That’s not to say I ever hoped people would squabble over a concept that originated on the blog. I didn’t. But reading Darlene’s comment and thinking to myself, “Ugh, you have to know about the Electoral College because you have kids?! That’s why?” and then reading the following exchange *was* pretty entertaining. Darlene must have it out for R., right? Talk about a nation divided. I do love some good mama drama.
Speaking of which, how ready is everyone to get back into regular posts around here? For those of you thinking that it’s time, I’m with you! It’s been hard to get back into the swing of things with the hurricane, election, and a bad cold messing up my “flow,” but after the Hurricane Sandy post goes up (this weekend or Monday), we’ll be able to laugh at more standard submissions again. I’ve never been more ready, especially after staring at pictures like this for three weeks. My eyes still haven’t fully recovered.
 
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Election Day: Mama Drama Edition 

I thought I’d wrap up election coverage with this delightful “dose of enlightenment” featuring one of my very favorite threads. The rapid pace with which this conversation devolved must’ve set some kind of record. And with Thomas’s admitted cluelessness as the backdrop, it’s almost like watching daytime TV. Discussions like this are why people cancel their cable subscriptions and “watch” the internet now. Why pay to see Judge Judy yell at people when you can watch a loving-yet-ferocious mama bear attack someone for calling her out on mommyjacking online? (Obviously R. is the submitter here.)

That’s not to say I ever hoped people would squabble over a concept that originated on the blog. I didn’t. But reading Darlene’s comment and thinking to myself, “Ugh, you have to know about the Electoral College because you have kids?! That’s why?” and then reading the following exchange *was* pretty entertaining. Darlene must have it out for R., right? Talk about a nation divided. I do love some good mama drama.

Speaking of which, how ready is everyone to get back into regular posts around here? For those of you thinking that it’s time, I’m with you! It’s been hard to get back into the swing of things with the hurricane, election, and a bad cold messing up my “flow,” but after the Hurricane Sandy post goes up (this weekend or Monday), we’ll be able to laugh at more standard submissions again. I’ve never been more ready, especially after staring at pictures like this for three weeks. My eyes still haven’t fully recovered.

 

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Mama Drama: Birthday Party Edition

Forget about guilt trips - Robyn doesn’t really care whether you come to her baby’s 1st birthday party or not, so long as you can keep your shit together and follow the rules. After all, she’s not providing a food and a BBQ and all that good stuff for nothing! Don’t go thinking this is one of those kids’ birthday parties where you can bring drama and get crunk and act crazy, because NO, YOU MAY NOT.

This isn’t CHUCK E. CHEESE, people. It’s a BABY BEACH PARTY. You can wear a bathing suit — but nothing like this. And you can dress up as your favorite Disney character or whatever, but remember it’s a BABYS BIRTHDAY so if your favorite character is dominatrix Snow White or Nicki Minaj, you’re going to be told to leave without eating any BBQ. That kind of thing is totally inappropriate and Robyn is only gonna tell her friends ONCE that IF ANYONE FUCKS UP HER DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAY SHE WILL HAPPILY KICK THEIR ASS. Think about it: Who would Robyn kick some ass for? HER BABY. Now think about this: You only get ONE 1st birthday. If you think Robyn’s playing then think again because she will PHYSICALLY IMPAIR ANYONE WHO FUCKS THIS SHIT UP. Hope you all can make it ! :)

Related: Get Your Drank On and “Permanent” Babysitter

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