2010 End-of-Year Listicle // Year-in-Review Well, here it is, folks: The 2nd annual list of the funniest, grossest and most confusing posts of the year! Once again I’d like to extend my thanks to those who have contributed submissions to the blog. Without you and your crazy friends, this site wouldn’t even exist! And now, let’s take a stroll down memory lane… Top 20 STFU, Parents Posts of 2010 20. Push Present 19. School is a Bummer 18. Crazy People: Dear Mommy 17. Disabled Parking 16. STOP CUSSING! 15. Woe is Mom: Life is Hard 14. Creepy Texts 13. “LET’S PARTY” 12. Syco 11. Potty Training 10. Mama Drama: Full Childbirth 9. Toaster Strudels 8. Sir Devlin Raijin Xenophon 7. Language Butchery 6. Childproofing 5. Jude 4. The Queen Queefers 3. FriendJacking: Charlie’s Angels 2. The Wrong Way 1. MommyJacking: The Monkeys ++ BONUS “Fun Facts, Awards & Trends” Year-in-Review ++ *Posts with the most comments: Peanut Allergy and Brush Your Hair *2010 was the Year of the MommyJack with classics like Kaitlin Said Mamma and Dissertation Defense.*2010 was also the Year of the Placenta. “Favorites” include: Know Your Placenta!, Placenta Printmaking and the elusive Placenta Shake. *Fancy Bathroom Trend: Pooping in ‘Paridise’ and Can’t Beat the View*Made-Up Holiday Trend: Happy Conception Day! and Happy Birthday Grace! *Restaurant Wars Trend: Babbies and Chili’s*Bizarre “Poop + Food” Trend: Diaper Buffet and Ruby Tuesday*Most Ironic Post: SAHM *Last but not least, Mama Drama wins Best New Category. Standouts include the SF Edition, Dehydration, and the original MD, Monika. One more thing: Remember the Pimp Chalice™  and the Links Round-Up? And all that stuff I promised last year that never happened, like a site redesign and packaged posts? Man, I really dropped the ball on that stuff. But I’m happy to report they’re going to happen soon! 2011 will be all about good times and more content, so I hope you’ll join me in my overshare adventures. Thanks so much for reading! - B.

2010 End-of-Year Listicle // Year-in-Review

Well, here it is, folks: The 2nd annual list of the funniest, grossest and most confusing posts of the year! Once again I’d like to extend my thanks to those who have contributed submissions to the blog. Without you and your crazy friends, this site wouldn’t even exist!

And now, let’s take a stroll down memory lane…

Top 20 STFU, Parents Posts of 2010

20. Push Present

19. School is a Bummer

18. Crazy People: Dear Mommy

17. Disabled Parking

16. STOP CUSSING!

15. Woe is Mom: Life is Hard

14. Creepy Texts

13. “LET’S PARTY”

12. Syco

11. Potty Training

10. Mama Drama: Full Childbirth

9. Toaster Strudels

8. Sir Devlin Raijin Xenophon

7. Language Butchery

6. Childproofing

5. Jude

4. The Queen Queefers

3. FriendJacking: Charlie’s Angels

2. The Wrong Way

1. MommyJacking: The Monkeys

++ BONUS “Fun Facts, Awards & Trends” Year-in-Review ++

*Posts with the most comments: Peanut Allergy and Brush Your Hair

*2010 was the Year of the MommyJack with classics like Kaitlin Said Mamma and Dissertation Defense.

*2010 was also the Year of the Placenta. “Favorites” include: Know Your Placenta!, Placenta Printmaking and the elusive Placenta Shake.

*Fancy Bathroom Trend: Pooping in ‘Paridise’ and Can’t Beat the View

*Made-Up Holiday Trend: Happy Conception Day! and Happy Birthday Grace!

*Restaurant Wars Trend: Babbies and Chili’s

*Bizarre “Poop + Food” Trend: Diaper Buffet and Ruby Tuesday

*Most Ironic Post: SAHM

*Last but not least, Mama Drama wins Best New Category. Standouts include the SF Edition, Dehydration, and the original MD, Monika.

One more thing: Remember the Pimp Chalice™  and the Links Round-Up? And all that stuff I promised last year that never happened, like a site redesign and packaged posts? Man, I really dropped the ball on that stuff. But I’m happy to report they’re going to happen soon! 2011 will be all about good times and more content, so I hope you’ll join me in my overshare adventures. Thanks so much for reading!

- B.

Posted on Friday, December 31, 2010 in Holidays Favorite

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Woe Is Mom Zomg! Life is freakin’ hard. Like right now, I’m getting ready for my friends’ rehearsal dinner and I still have to brush my hair, put on my dress, open the hotel room door, take the elevator to the lobby and walk three whole blocks to the restaurant. OH AND NOT TO MENTION, finish this beer that I just opened. That’s a humoungus task in itself! I have a plan, I’m going to Facebook about it for a while, then implement a strategy that will somehow get me ready in time (even though I only have like 30 minutes…no breathing time at all, really). Maybe if I hadn’t opened this beer I would be able to do everything faster, but like always, I am now running super behind because I can’t drink a beer and brush my hair at the same time. So I’m probably gonna look like shit… again, like always… because I have way too much to do. SHIT! (submitted by Anonymous)

Woe Is Mom

Zomg! Life is freakin’ hard. Like right now, I’m getting ready for my friends’ rehearsal dinner and I still have to brush my hair, put on my dress, open the hotel room door, take the elevator to the lobby and walk three whole blocks to the restaurant. OH AND NOT TO MENTION, finish this beer that I just opened. That’s a humoungus task in itself!

I have a plan, I’m going to Facebook about it for a while, then implement a strategy that will somehow get me ready in time (even though I only have like 30 minutes…no breathing time at all, really). Maybe if I hadn’t opened this beer I would be able to do everything faster, but like always, I am now running super behind because I can’t drink a beer and brush my hair at the same time. So I’m probably gonna look like shit… again, like always… because I have way too much to do. SHIT!

(submitted by Anonymous)

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2010 in Woe Is Mom Favorite

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MommyJacking Hey congrats on the whole “doctor” thing. I really could not feel any prouder of you. Unless of course you *finally* had a baby. Sorry, I just know what an amazing mom you’ll be and it seems like you were working on that dissertation forever. As in, many years. I’m not saying I don’t think that it’s remarkable that you finished it and defended it and passed, but you’d be an extraordinary mother, I just know it. Congrats though. You’ve tackled one heck of a feat. It’s awesome that you’ve got 50+ congratulatory Facebook comments about your accomplishment. Just imagine how many you’d get if you announced you’re having a baby. Can’t wait to see you at Rachel’s wedding. Yippee. (submitted by Anonymous)

MommyJacking

Hey congrats on the whole “doctor” thing. I really could not feel any prouder of you. Unless of course you *finally* had a baby. Sorry, I just know what an amazing mom you’ll be and it seems like you were working on that dissertation forever. As in, many years. I’m not saying I don’t think that it’s remarkable that you finished it and defended it and passed, but you’d be an extraordinary mother, I just know it.

Congrats though. You’ve tackled one heck of a feat. It’s awesome that you’ve got 50+ congratulatory Facebook comments about your accomplishment. Just imagine how many you’d get if you announced you’re having a baby. Can’t wait to see you at Rachel’s wedding. Yippee.

(submitted by Anonymous)

Posted on Saturday, October 09, 2010 in MommyJacking Favorite

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