Comment Of The Week

“Chad:  ”Orgy at my place!”

Wendy:  ”There’s an orgy at my place every day with the kids!  An orgy of sound that is! Little Terry just screams his lungs out 24/7!  We’re just so impressed with his abilities! Oh it’s just a BLAST!  Hope you knock someone up at this orgy, Chad, ‘cause I expect you to be a father REAL SOON!  LOL!!11!!!”

Oh god, if someone had written this on my status update I would have destroyed them with fire.”

- murphysbride wrote in response to this post about Fear Feast 

You know, the more I think about them, the more I wish Chad and Wendy would team up and do a radio show. Mark my words, “Chad and Wendy In The Morning!” could be a huge success with topics of discussion ranging from kids to Fear Feasts to orgies and beyond! Such a dynamic duo, those two. 

I’m glad commenter murphysbride shares my embellished perspective. Congrats to her for taking a fake Facebook conversation between two strangers to such hilarious and unexpectedly trashy new heights. Cheers and enjoy the week o’ pimpin’! 

It should also be noted that, as another commenter pointed out, this is the second week in a row that an orgy has been mentioned in the Comment Of The Week. Make of that what you will.

Comment Of The Week

“What’s your problem, guys? All Alanna and her 11 completely reasonable, definitely-not-total-asshole friends, are asking for, is a little consideration. Make an announcement that you’re happy to have tiny, uninvited, noisy guests present at your event. Let the other guests at your event, be it a wedding, funeral, kegger, lesbian orgy (we’ve moved it to the 14th), or mousetrap testing party know that the most important thing is that the kids have fun. Go out of your way and over your budget to hire someone to watch Alanna’s kids, so that she doesn’t have to be bothered doing this herself. But don’t speak to them or look them directly in the eye without express finger-painted permission. It’s called manners. She isn’t asking for much.

Let’s not forget who the universe revolves around, people.”

- ceebs wrote in response to this post about kids who are part of our community

The post that this excellent comment (from an excellent commenter!) comes from has received 670+ comments so far, and many of them are superbly hilarious. But something about ceebs’s comment stood out to me. Aside from being a good-natured gal who’s been commenting on the site for quite some time, ceebs has the innate ability to pick up on certain nuances that help take the comments section from good to great. It’s high time she’s recognized for her valuable contributions, and I’m glad that this, of all comments, is the one that wins her the extremely coveted Pimp Chalice™. (Who wouldn’t want to win this awesome, non-tangible prize?!?)

Congrats, ceebs! I hope you fill your cup with all that is socially acceptable. And then I hope you pour that out, laugh maniacally, and fill it with whatever beverage Alanna considers most inappropriate to drink around her kids (who can often be found hanging out in the community). Cheers!

Comment Of The Week

“Yeah, well, I’m a DAD and I can’t curl up in front of the fireplace with a good book this fall because … we don’t have a fireplace! Clearly, I need a hearth makeover. But I’m not asking for myself. I’m asking for my kids, who have Type 1 Fireplace Deficiency. I’m just so tired of everyone else getting what they want, when my kids have to read without the sound of crackling flames and the smell of wood smoke.”

- Steve wrote in response to this post about moms who can’t curl up by the fire, while referencing this post about sore losers on the internet

Each week, I vow to distribute a Pimp Chalice™ after laughing my way through the comments. I even keep tabs on who should win, but by Sunday I’m so useless that I’m incapable of doing much other than watch ‘$25,000 Pyramid’ marathons on TV. (Dick Clark’s idiocy more than makes up for his blatant misogyny.) 

But this week is different. This week, a new commenter named Steve came along and cracked everybody up with his dry wit and sassy (yes, sassy) dad humor. And just like that, I decided yet again that I really FOR REAL need to get back into doling out Pimp Chalices™ because commenters deserve some muthafuckin’ respect up in here! Steve, if you’re reading this, your comment rules. Thanks for bringing your “A” game, and please do stick around. Enjoy your week o’ pimpin’!