The caption of this submission became blurry when I made the GIF, but it says: “Paula did u just fart”??? “no” “Was that one of the “??Any one for butter chicken??

Hmm, let me think. NO, Paula, WE’RE ALL GOOD ON BUTTER CHICKEN. But thanks for the aerial shot of your baby’s dirty diaper. You’re not the first person to have come up with that brilliant idea, and I’m sure you won’t be the last.

(submitted by Anonymous)

It’s unfortunate when a trend that’s already kind of messed up turns into an even weirder trend that I never saw coming. This isn’t a potty picture a la The Potty Factor, but the young boy pre-pubescent featured may as well be taking a dump as far as I’m concerned. He’s buck naked, eating what appears to be one of those flat Jolly Rancher stix, his “package” is covered by some other kind of package, and, God bless him, he’s giving his swollen ankle a good soak in a foot bath. All the makings for an incredibly awkward photo that I will never be able to scrub from my memory.

Aside from the obvious and perhaps Puritanical questions like, “Why is this kid hanging out around the house naked while his mom takes his picture?”, there is the even more obvious fact that this picture should not be posted on the internet, ever. But clearly none of that matters to Kellie, who I’d like to fling underwear at for sport, because really, what’s more important, getting a laugh online or protecting your son’s innocence? Cody looovvvves being naked LOL! It’s HILARIOUS! Everyone must see it to believe it! Just look at him, not giving a flying fuck that he’s naked as a jaybird and spending quality time with his mom and a foot bath. Why should Kellie keep such a funny day to herself when she could share it with the whole world? This is what Facebook is FOR, remember? Keeping friends and family up-to-date on the latest haps! Today, nudity, tomorrow, who knows? He’s a growing boy; he’s full of surprises!

(submitted by Anonymous)

It’s been a couple months since the last tease & reveal, so I figured why not share another horrific gem with you fine readers? As you can imagine based on the above thread, there is poop involved. And yes, it closely resembles an “elongate, legless, carnivorous reptile of the suborder Serpentes.” But what especially amuses me is the way Randi confirms that - well, this is TMI, but yes, it is in fact poop - because what the hell else would this picture be of?