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Wow. This is like some stream-of-consciousness Kanye West shit. Her story has a beginning, a middle and an end, but it all seems to run together. There are traces of Woe Is Mom, but it’s more than that; it’s talking about giving your kid 2 big-ass candy apples in a row, while subtly blaming him for being hungry, while not-so-subtly giving yourself an Awesome Mom Badge for “doing the right thing” by relinquishing your special treat for your child. But since when did giving your kid 2 big-ass candy apples in a row become doing the right thing?
Yes, children have to eat. I myself learned a hard lesson in keeping things alive when I had an unfortunate “incident” with a hamster at a young age. Living things require food. But either this kid woke up from his nap starving and is eating candy apples to survive, or this mom is freakin’ nuts and just gives her kid anything he wants. Something tells me he’s not too far from, well, this. I pity his future teachers.
(submitted by Anonymous)