Mom’s Gold Star
A full list of words Chad typed on Facebook that he shouldn’t have:
- glorious womb
- blasted
- pushing
- nourished
- magical bosom
I’m sure Neal didn’t want to go on and on so he just gave one example, but we all know what he meant was, “Hey, Chad, your entire status update sucks, bro. Grow a pair.” And man, is he right. Although I think it’s Chad’s annoying joke at the end of his update that irks me the most. I can practically hear him sneering, “What did YOOOOOOOOOO do today, slacker? My wife GAVE BIRTH while you were sitting around doing whatever it is non-wonders do. What’d ya do, did you do the dishes? Didja take your dog for a walk? Well, my WIFE blasted out a perfect, blond, Aryan human! TRY DOING THAT!”
Sigh. I hate Chad. But I love that Chad exists, because he led me to Neal. Congratulations Neal on your Gold Star. Also, thanks for leading the revolution against choads like your buddy Chad. Guys like that can be such douches.
(submitted by Anonymous)
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