Whoaa there, Abbey. You’re takin’ it to the dark side. Your friends are kind of wondering what, other than a lot of alcohol and some really good blow, would possess you to post this status.
Don’t get me wrong - I’m all about kicking back. It’s actually the reason I don’t have kids yet, like you do. But I’m pretty sure leaving a digital paper trail of your nuits foux in Paris is what your kids might call a ‘boo boo.’
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