Jesus, is there a food these women haven’t ruined for me? Why not just list the things that don’t “pass through pretty much unchanged”? Seems like it would be a MUCH shorter list.
I’m sure if I ever find myself staring at poop 10-15 times a day it’ll be a point of discussion with someone. But everyone? No. This conversation reminds me of the time I swore off Dairy Queen Blizzards. It’s 2 much Poo 4 Moi. Especially the part about the raisins “coming out re-hydrated”? Did K. for reals just say that on the interwebs? Bitch be crazy. Plus it’s not like it’s revolutionary that kids don’t digest everything they eat. Didn’t these people read the baby books? Corn? That’s like Dirty Diaper 101.
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