Deep Thoughts

I know what you’re thinking. “How in the hell is she going to follow up yesterday Queef-O-Rama with THIS?” Well, sensitive reader, the answer is simple: It’s how I roll. Brian here has a burning desire to ask a Real Question, and I in turn had the burning desire to post that Question. Because it’s redunkulous.

Sometimes I look at guys like Brian and wonder, “What are they Really Thinking?” Is the seemingly dim exterior of a certain type of dude actually just a facade for hyper-intelligence? If I see Brian, let’s say, eating a double serving of nachos at a baseball game while wearing a Hooters shirt, why should I assume he’s not thinking about how to clean up the oil spill in the Gulf or contemplating a series of advanced mathematical formulas to help fix the crippling economic crisis? Maybe he is.

Or, judging by this status update, maybe he’s just pondering the day his little girl will receive her first money shot. You never know what’s going on in people’s heads.

(submitted by Anonymous)