::Click to enlarge…if you’re into that kind of thing::
It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game, just in time for Earth Day: Know Your Placenta!!!
Does your placenta like long walks on the beach? Is it a single lobe, or of the unique double lobe variety? What’s your placenta’s favorite thing to order at Starbucks? (Mine is all about the Triple Grande Non-Fat Latte — it’s uppity like that!) These defining characteristics are helpful to uncover as you get to know your placenta. After all, that bad boy (or girl!) has been nourishing your baby for an entire gestation period, and it deserves more than just a passing glance or a quick high-five.
Once you determine your placenta’s preferences you can decide how to eat it. Maybe your placenta would rather be rolled into sushi than grinded into a smoothie? Maybe it’s a hippie and would rather be eaten raw. Every placenta is different. Take the time to get to know yours!
PS: Sorry for the late post, but my internetz were broken!
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