Haaaaahahaha! Oh my goodness, does anyone have a tissue? I’ve just been laughing so hard I CRIED! You see, my unsupervised children erected a battlefield in a store with a bunch of toys, and now I’ve caught them and cannot stop giggling! Boy are those store workers (or whatever you call them) pissed!

This reminds me of the time my little one yelled in the mall to hear it echo. That was a blast! Or what about the time my kid had to go potty and I basically told that Hobby Lobby worker to stick her grumpy attitude where the sun don’t shine!? Now THAT was rich! Some people just don’t understand that children are God’s Little Miracles, and whatever they do is beyond precious. Yes, I get it, people have their worker jobs and have to clean up after others and yadda yadda…but can’t they take a chill pill and recognize the unabashed creativity being exercised by my children? One woman even got angry that my TWO-year-old was looking under her stall in a dressing room. Can you imagine? For goodness sake, he’s two! At least my kids know how to stay occupied.

(submitted by Anonymous)

UPDATE:: I’m not sure what this means exactly, but this comment was left on this post and is interesting:

“#31 almost verbatim - http://fly2dasky.wordpress.com/2006/03/29/101-fun-things-to-do-at-wal-mart/
#32 here, again, almost verbatim - http://www.aeonity.com/david/walmart-funny-jokes-pranks
#31 here - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=115495652149
#12 here - http://askville.amazon.com/333-ways-kicked-Walmart/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=62590888
Not numbered here - http://www.bored.com/getannoyed/discountsuperstore.htm

So, a totally unfunny and unoriginal mom.”

Weird.