Why should any child be forced to give away her Easter egg loot? What is this, freaking socialism? Madison collected the most eggs…this is a FACT, people. She picked them up, she put them in her basket, and yet she has to give them away?! How does this make SENSE?
There should be a law. An Easter Egg Law that says that one is entitled to the eggs one collects, regardless of age, race, creed, color, national origin, sexual orientation, military status, sex, disability, predisposing genetic characteristics, or marital status. If 4-year-old Madison collects 36 eggs filled with delicious chocolate goodies, and her lazy, slow ass comrades collect 22 eggs, why should she be refused her right to chocolate and marshmallow? Even Thomas Jefferson
- a man who allegedly impregnated slave Sally Hemings several times over- agrees it’s a bad idea to give to those who didn’t work for their Easter loot. Who can argue with Jefferson?! No one.
(submitted by Anonymous)