Happy Easter!

All my life, my Easter knowledge extended as far as egg hunts since I grew up Jewish and opted only to participate in the “chocolate” festivities and not the “body of Christ” festivities. For years I thought these were the two sides of Easter: chocolate and Jesus. But it turns out there’s a third: Playboy bunny toddler photo opps.

Young Sky here is poised to make a lucrative living if she keeps up this level of professionalism. Just look at those tippy toes! They’re simply begging for a pair of Louboutins. I added the cross and Bible illustrations to try to make the picture seem holier, but I think it’s safe to say we’re pretty far from salvation. Cute kid, though.

(submitted by Anonymous)