Easter ‘11

As much as I kind of love Purple for being self-deprecating about parenting, I also think her version of Easter might be the laziest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m not saying that I didn’t have my fair share of lazy holiday celebrations while growing up, but c’mon, a Kmart catalogue? For real? I grew up Jewish and even I attended Easter egg hunts and had Easter baskets and attended crucifixions and stuff. 

I know I just said it’s lame to judge other people’s parenting methods, so I’m not going to pretend that I actually care about Purple’s Kmart-sponsored Easter celebrations. I don’t! But I stand by my belief that Easter egg hunts are a good time, and they’re definitely more fun than catalogue shopping for candy and toys from the couch. Maybe Purple can try that approach next year?

Related: Dear KMart Assholes

**UPDATE** Purple popped into the comments section! She’s Australian! I like her!

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