According to the submitter, Jack has a mild allergy to peanuts. According to me, his mother has a severe case of helicopteritis, not to mention a bitchitude worthy of several outstanding awards.
Speaking as a person who just traveled on an airplane, I think this woman is - for lack of a better word - NUTS. Let’s break this down into bite-sized pieces:
A) Don’t travel via airplane if you fear your kid could DIE if he’s exposed to peanuts.
B) Don’t complain about an airline because they refuse to bend to your psychotic demands. Airlines don’t even provide ample leg room, but you think they can ensure no one will open their free peanuts?
C) Your kid will not die if he’s exposed to peanuts.
D) You’re crazy.
(submitted by Anonymous)
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