As of today, spring is
finally officially here*! Yes! To celebrate, I am wearing a tank top, drinking a delicious cocktail, and posting a picture of a kid pooping on the beach.
I’ll admit, ‘pooping in paradise’ has kind of a nice ring to it. Maybe it could be the title of Flava Flav’s next album? But alliteration aside, this potty pic is just effed up. For starters, no child should be pooping on the beach. Seriously. Potty train your child before you take your annual beach trip to Florida. Then, aside from not allowing your kid to defecate on the sand while staring out at the ocean - which again, sounds not so bad! - you really shouldn’t be photographing it and putting it online. That’s a bad idea. As a beachgoer, I don’t want your kid’s pooping experience to coincide with my chilling experience, and no floppy hat is going to prevent me from noticing if it’s in my general area. It’s time to clean up your act, Serra. Or at least your Facebook Family album.
*Except for you readers in the antipodes. Sorry, y’all.
(submitted by Anonymous)