Tease & Reveal: St. Patrick’s Day


Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone! This post is AWFUL.

Typically on St. Patrick’s Day, I post a variety of themed holiday posts and pictures of babies drinking beer, but not this year. This year, I’m just dumping a bucket of green slime on your heads a la 'You Can't Do That On Television.' And oh yes, it is the most interesting shade of green! 

Here’s what you might initially think you’re looking at upon viewing Chavaunne’s picture:

  • a “mask of some sort”
  • chunky guacamole
  • fake barf
  • real barf

…..And then you’ll recognize what it actually is, and you’ll wonder how anyone ever entrusted a person named “Chevaunne” with a baby, a camera, and a Facebook account. I’m glad that Chevaunne says this is by far the most disgusting thing she’ll post on Facebook, but that’s not saying much considering the river of processed avocado that came out of her child’s ass.

But hey, don’t take my word for it. Have a gander. Just consider yourself warned (especially if you’ve had a few pints).


If you’re asking yourself why I spend my time decorating pictures of clover green diarrhea, then you and I have something in common. I also can’t help but picture the dancing leprechaun slip-sliding a jig to some Celtic jams, leaky poop be damned! Ugh.

It’s like Chevaunne not only photographed her daughter’s shit, she shone a spotlight on it and got out her HD camera, too. I guess her version of paying her dues doos includes snapping unforgettable close-ups of her baby’s crap factory. How else would Chevaunne remember this putrid occasion if she didn’t have the photographs to back it up?

Related: Green Play-Doh, So Irish, and Shamrock Poop

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