Palate Cleanser

After yesterday’s poopfest I wanted to post something juuuuust trashy enough to help us all block out the brown. And what better way to do that than by reading this amusingly depressing submission about Jacob and Amberley?!

In case you’re wondering (like I was), Nigel is Amberely’s “very very recent ex,” according to the submitter. Thankfully, though, Amberley seems pretty confident that she won’t need to throw a paternity test party or get a DNA test done or anything like that. Which has got to be a relief! Yeeeee hah!!!! Amberley + Jacob 4-EVER! Their baby is going to be born into a world of love and stability after all. 

(submitted by Anonymous)