The Joys of Parenting Gosh, if I had a dollar for every knife I’ve had to throw away due to cutting up poop, I’d be able to buy a full Ginsu set! I can’t tell you how many days I’ve labored over the toilet in the hopes of unclogging the big poop made by my son. It’s really all in the cutting technique. Any mom will tell you that! You can’t just cut it up haphazardly. You’ve gotta get Martha Stewart on that shit. Otherwise, good luck to you!  Seriously, though, could my 7-year-old son’s poop be any bigger?? I know, I know, TMI, but I can’t help but share these things! I’m tempted to take a picture just to prove how big it is. Next time I’ll do that. You guys are going to be sooo grossed out. Related: The Joys of Parenting: Collection Edition (submitted by Anonymous)

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Gosh, if I had a dollar for every knife I’ve had to throw away due to cutting up poop, I’d be able to buy a full Ginsu set! I can’t tell you how many days I’ve labored over the toilet in the hopes of unclogging the big poop made by my son. It’s really all in the cutting technique. Any mom will tell you that! You can’t just cut it up haphazardly. You’ve gotta get Martha Stewart on that shit. Otherwise, good luck to you! 

Seriously, though, could my 7-year-old son’s poop be any bigger?? I know, I know, TMI, but I can’t help but share these things! I’m tempted to take a picture just to prove how big it is. Next time I’ll do that. You guys are going to be sooo grossed out.

Related: The Joys of Parenting: Collection Edition

(submitted by Anonymous)

Posted on Saturday, March 26, 2011 in Bathroom Behavior

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