Moms On Strike
I might need to invest in a new bite guard after reading this submission. I can already feel my jaw clenching up. Moms On Strike has got to be one of the most annoying running “jokes” EVER.
It’s kind of like baby talk for whining parents. Or at least, that’s how it sounds in my head. “Did you hear me, Facebook?! I quit! I’m sitting in my special spot in the reading room until this madness comes to an end! I demand 10 minutes of Special Mommy Time and I don’t care what my husband says! He can beg me to re-enter my fake employment all he wants!!! He can buy me all the Push Presents in the world and it won’t matter! Mommy wants to eat her biscotti in peace!”
(submitted by Anonymous)

Moms On Strike

I might need to invest in a new bite guard after reading this submission. I can already feel my jaw clenching up. Moms On Strike has got to be one of the most annoying running “jokes” EVER.

It’s kind of like baby talk for whining parents. Or at least, that’s how it sounds in my head. “Did you hear me, Facebook?! I quit! I’m sitting in my special spot in the reading room until this madness comes to an end! I demand 10 minutes of Special Mommy Time and I don’t care what my husband says! He can beg me to re-enter my fake employment all he wants!!! He can buy me all the Push Presents in the world and it won’t matter! Mommy wants to eat her biscotti in peace!”

(submitted by Anonymous)

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