2-4-6-8, Who Do We Want To Berate?! It’s Mean Girls all grows up! This submission reminds me of the time my two Girl Scout leaders got into a fight, and as we sat in a circle one of them demanded her daughter come sit next to her. The other leader said, “You don’t have to go sit by your mom if you don’t want to,” and then the girl’s mom was all, “Hannah YOU GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE BY ME RIGHT NOW.” It was good times!
I mean come on, cheer ladies. Discussing the fate of a little girl on a cheerleading squad on Facebook is pretty brutal. Isn’t there like a “cheer coach / cheerleader confidentiality agreement” or something? If I found out my daughter’s extracurricular absence was being discussed by the coach and her friends on Facebook, I’d call up Jazz or Kelly and heads would be rollin’! Granted, Victoria and Kristin gave mostly reasonable replies, but Diane’s dignity pyramid came crashing down at rapid speed. Can we say “psycho cheer mom”? Anyone who makes their kid attend practice after sitting in the ER all night and uses words like “get rid of her” deserves a few pom poms to the face, if you ask me.
(submitted by Anonymous)