First thing’s first: The submitter says that Justyce is 8, so I’m assuming Jessica bought the beat-down shirt for him. Which makes me wonder, do all kids nowadays have “play clothes” they’re supposed to wear after school that involve violent slogans? “Now, Justyce, I’ll buy you this awesome shirt that say ‘Smack Dem Hoes Up’ but ONLY if you promise not to wear it to school!”
I’m resisting the urge to place bets on little Justyce’s future relationship with the law. But I think it’s safe to say it will not remain amicable if Aunt Kelly and Aunt Lori have anything to say about it. Ironic, considering his name and everything.
PS: The princiPAL is your PAL, remember ladies?
(submitted by Anonymous)