Mom’s Gold Star

Although I find it hard to believe that Jocelyn didn’t notice that ‘suck, swallow, breathe’ is open to ‘misinterpretation’, I think this submission is pretty damn funny. I mean Dawn didn’t take the bait whatsoever, so she doesn’t really have any funny cred in my book, but Jen - I salute you! I’d salute Rossemary, too if someone could PLEASE confirm that her name is only spelled that way on Facebook. “Ross”emary?? No.

Congrats, Jen for taking a status so naively sweet and turning it into a classic dirty joke. And kudos, Jocelyn, for knowing how to take a joke.

(submitted by Anonymous)