Whoa, whoa, whoa. Say what?! Your son found your vibrator - which, hey, nothing wrong with a lady who likes to be satisfied - and then held it over the toilet as though he would his own ‘little buddy’ - which, hey, kids - and then you wrote about it on Facebook?!
I’m not saying Ms. Rabbit Pearl should or should not have revealed this detail about her life on FB. I mean, it’s better than posting pictures of your Placenta Smoothie. It’s funny, even. But for me personally, kid + vibrator = say no more. Also, Ms. Unused Purses? Ew. You put something that’s been in your special lady parts in your purse? I understand that it’s probably been cleaned, but….oh, man what am I even talking about anymore? I need an ice cream cone.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Say what?! Your son found your vibrator - which, hey, nothing wrong with a lady who likes to be satisfied - and then held it over the toilet as though he would his own ‘little buddy’ - which, hey, kids - and then you wrote about it on Facebook?!

I’m not saying Ms. Rabbit Pearl should or should not have revealed this detail about her life on FB. I mean, it’s better than posting pictures of your Placenta Smoothie. It’s funny, even. But for me personally, kid + vibrator = say no more. Also, Ms. Unused Purses? Ew. You put something that’s been in your special lady parts in your purse? I understand that it’s probably been cleaned, but….oh, man what am I even talking about anymore? I need an ice cream cone.

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