Heather is a single mom, which means she already has enough stuff on her plate without bitches like Brenda getting involved. I’m guessing she would love to tell Brenda to fuck right off for making that rude comment, BUT she’s probably too respectful and/or busy to bother messing with that drama. So I’ve decided to tell Brenda for her.
Fuck off. It doesn’t take a husband to have a worry-free and financially sound life. It just takes a few good friends who are unlike you.
Next time you’re tempted to comment on someone’s frustrated status update, try asking yourself, “Do I sound like a condescending asshole? Am I a giant joke of a friend? Does the sight of my profile picture cause others to dry heave uncontrollably?” If the answers to these questions are all ‘yes,’ then do everyone a favor and go back to ironing your husband’s work shirts in silence. Nobody likes you very much, anyway. Good luck!
B., on behalf of Heather who I’m assuming hates your elitist guts
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