First and foremost: An ISLE is an island, and an AISLE is a walkway. Any mom should know the difference (especially those who consider their office to be in the cookie aisle). Also - there is a right vs. wrong way to drive, and a right vs. wrong way to roller skate, but there is no right or wrong way to walk in a grocery store aisle. Nor are moms specially privy to this fictional information.
Still, it’s not the mom remark that pissed me off the most. It’s the final comment, err…”joke” about singles using baskets instead of carts. STFU, Lauren. Seriously. Enjoy your passive-aggressive grocery store antics.
(submitted by Anonymous)