2009 End-Of-Year Listicle 

To commemorate the closing of 2009, I’ve compiled a list of favorite posts. This year has been chock full of awesome submissions, so thanks to all who have contributed to the blog! And now without further ado…

Top 20 STFU, Parents Posts of 2009

20. AGEISM!

19. Attention Walmart Shoppers

18. Story Hour

17. Just Like His Daddy

16. Donkey Balls, AKA Fly Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

15. Aunt Trisha

14. Mom’s Gotta Do What a Mom’s Gotta Do

13. Open House Paternity Test

12. LMAO, More Like PMGO

11. “Rachel, hon, I can see everything!”

10. Expectant Mom Parking

9. New Carseat for Xander

8. Mom Patrol

7. Placenta Parade

6. Hi Mommy!! You’re Pretty!!

5. “Adults Only” Reception

4. Baby Shower Gift, Hospital Gift, After-Home Baby Gift

3. Vadgesty Foxi Maiden and Vagena Tamphen Pohtaytar

2. Poop In The Grass

1. OMGoodness Puberty

Bonus: My Mom’s Favorite Post: Furry Traps
Added Bonus: STFU, Miriam

Here’s to wishing everyone a Happy New Year! Next year will bring big things for STFU, Parents, including a site redesign, packaged posts, polls, and more! Thanks so much again for reading. I hope the blog has brought you many a laugh over the past 9 months. :)