Xmas ‘09
I’ve been told M is a nurse, which explains the whole “no patient is as cute as my little man!” stuff. But that little detail has nothing to do with why this submission got posted. No… this submission got posted because M (who, keep in mind, is a nurse) walked around half the day shopping while knowingly wearing a sweater stained with her son’s excrement. It doesn’t get much grosser than that, folks.
And J? NO ONE makes ‘the whole pooped on thing’ look cute. Unless you have a sincere poop-wearing fetish, your attempt at the “No, you’re prettier!” game has failed in this capacity. I know it sounds crazy, but I try to discourage my friends from walking around in public with crap smeared on their shoulders. Although I’m starting to wonder if I’m in the minority on that.
At times like these, I can’t help but think of Marissa.
(submitted by Anonymous)

Xmas ‘09

I’ve been told M is a nurse, which explains the whole “no patient is as cute as my little man!” stuff. But that little detail has nothing to do with why this submission got posted. No… this submission got posted because M (who, keep in mind, is a nurse) walked around half the day shopping while knowingly wearing a sweater stained with her son’s excrement. It doesn’t get much grosser than that, folks.

And J? NO ONE makes ‘the whole pooped on thing’ look cute. Unless you have a sincere poop-wearing fetish, your attempt at the “No, you’re prettier!” game has failed in this capacity. I know it sounds crazy, but I try to discourage my friends from walking around in public with crap smeared on their shoulders. Although I’m starting to wonder if I’m in the minority on that.

At times like these, I can’t help but think of Marissa.

(submitted by Anonymous)

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