Mom’s Gold Star: Penis Drawing Duos Edition

Normally I prefer to see all of the comments under a photo submission, but in this case, I feel fairly confident that the other eight comments are just some variation of Christina’s comment. There’s truly nothing better than a pair of penis monkeys with arms named Swingy Dong and Jetpack Banana Thrower Dong, and I can’t think of a single person who would have anything negative to say about this picture. If you are that person, you should probably get off this website right now, because these two penis monkeys might make me even happier than Porn Gravy. They look slightly manic, but with names like Swingy Dong and Jetpack Banana Thrower Dong, they could totally fight crime. 

Kinda like these guys:

I have to wonder if Harlen has ever seen The Ambiguously Gay Duo. Because I’m guessing not, which means that this kid has what it takes to be a real thought leader. It’s like when Jay McCarroll won the first season of Project Runway, and Michael Kors was like, “Do you bitches realize that this guy came from a town of two-thousand people? And he came up with this thematic ombre, headphones, leg warmers shit? He’s kind of genius!” Well, that’s how I feel about Harlen. His drawing perfectly channels one of the best animated shorts of all time, and he doesn’t even know it. Too bad he didn’t draw it on a real Etch-A-Sketch or I’d really be impressed. 

Congrats to Kristin and Dana on winning this week’s Gold Star(s) and on raising two wonderful artists! Their visions are appreciated. 

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