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LeaderJacking
It’s cookie time, bitches. And by “cookie time” I mean the annual “Girl Scouts Cookie Season SHOWDOWN!!!" Time to untie those aprons and snap off those rubber gloves! It’s troop leader vs. troop leader, mom vs. mom…and trust me, you don’t wanna fuck with J. 
You know J.’s type: Nosy, ambitious, uptight. The type who never does anything wrong and always feels the need to shove her face into other people’s business. She’s a smug MommyJacker who’s posing as the Girl Scouts Police, and that’s a pretty scary hybrid. Something tells me her neighbors are like, “Gosh, it’s cookie season again? I think I’ll get my Lemon Chalet Cremes™ elsewhere this year, J., but thanksss. Good luck to your poor daughter!” 
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LeaderJacking

It’s cookie time, bitches. And by “cookie time” I mean the annual “Girl Scouts Cookie Season SHOWDOWN!!!" Time to untie those aprons and snap off those rubber gloves! It’s troop leader vs. troop leader, mom vs. mom…and trust me, you don’t wanna fuck with J.

You know J.’s type: Nosy, ambitious, uptight. The type who never does anything wrong and always feels the need to shove her face into other people’s business. She’s a smug MommyJacker who’s posing as the Girl Scouts Police, and that’s a pretty scary hybrid. Something tells me her neighbors are like, “Gosh, it’s cookie season again? I think I’ll get my Lemon Chalet Cremes™ elsewhere this year, J., but thanksss. Good luck to your poor daughter!” 

(submitted by Anonymous)

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